<img src="images/theface.jpg"></img> Do not climb on the face It is a large face with many deep creases, folds and wrinkles perfect for hand holds and places to jam your [feet.]<feet| (click: ?feet)[It is not for climbing. (live: 2s)[Do [not]<dn1|]](click: ?dn1)[ hide in the mouth or crouch behind the yellowing teeth (live: 1s)[Do [not]<dn2|]](click: ?dn2)[ let your children bounce on the tongue, for they might slip on the saliva and get wedged down the throat [[hairs<-DO NOT]]]Do not swing from the hairs that sprout from the nose and [please]<pls1|(click: ?pls1)[, [please]<pls2|],(click: ?pls2)[ please, do not thrust your head (though it would fit) into the nostrils, for they are dark and many sticky dangers lurk inside [[poke<-DO NOT]]] Do not poke the eyes with sticks or pull out the lashes or shave the eyebrows For this [face]<face| (click: ?face)[is for decoration purposes only. (live: 2s)[<a href="http://www.richardtingley.co.uk" style="text-decoration: none">wwww.richardtingley.co.uk</a>]]